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I'm an artist #fart #Ableton #valhallasupermassive

I can't eat cheese Music is @kyo_itachi "Mugen Existence"

Martim Moniz, the man, the whitewashed legend. Sh*t They Don't Tell You About Lisbon, live from @rawculture_bairroalto April 23. Comedy talk show. Pay What You Want.

Idan stops Gui in his musings about the reason behind the Portuguese darkness in order to remind us of our colonial past. Sh*t They Don't Tell You About Lisbon, live from @rawculture_bairroalto April 23. Comedy talk show. Pay What You Want.

Idan gives us some history on our relationship with our favorite fish. Sh*t They Don't Tell You About Lisbon, live at @rawculture_bairroalto April 23

New to Lisbon or just passing through? Feel like a stranger in a strange land? Or maybe you are a long time resident who likes to laugh at your own culture a bit? Either way, we’ve got the comedy show for you! Join native Ex-Expat Gui Sancho ( @guisanchoo ) and professional immigrant Idan Ariel ( @dustystarjam ) as they break down life in Lisbon for you. Expect nonstop entertainment in this interactive show dedicated to the good, the bad, and the ugly of this little city of ours. We'll be having guests, doing a comedy crash course in Portuguese and addressing topics close to your heart such as where to eat, what to drink and how to ask to use the bathrooms without buying anything. The event will be held at the beautiful Raw Culture Bairro Alto ( @rawculture_bairroalto ). Entry is free. Pay what you can. Donations collected at the end.

Don't make me angry. No hard feelings @favelacafecultural , you know I love you. Stand-up in Setúbal, first Saturday of the month! #standup #interrupted #turndownthatracket

Our talk show 'Sh*t They Don't Tell You About Lisbon' will be back soon at @rawculture_bairroalto with more engrossing topics such as this. Drop by. #talkshowlive #bairroalto #stools

I'm sure I saw this meme online a decade ago but can't seem to find it so remaking for myself.

I made it to the final showcase of 15 out of 85 comedians at the @standupeurope Festival in Lisbon March 2025. Great job putting it together, everyone! A lot of fun, met a lot of lovely people and looking forward to doing more stand-up all over Europe. 1. Yeah, that's right. 2. Clown workshop with @pedrofabiao , also finally affordable housing in Lisbon, also best kind of sandwich. 3. First round at @selvacomedycafe . 4. Beatboxing for @liicomedy ; Ask not what comedy can do for you, but what can you do for comedy. 5. Getting rudely gong'd off at the gong show. Now you'll never know the punchline, chodes! 6. With @notbrunocosta blissfully unaware we'll be the only two Portuguese finalists. 7. Second day, second round at @inimpetus . My hair was standing on end. 8. Platonic man shoulder lean with @jujulovescomedy at a tiring third day. 9. Roast before I go back to my home under the bridge, or cosplaying as @realtokisorinarson . 10. Final showcase at @teatrobocage . 11. The whole gang. I put myself at the geometric center even though it wasn't like that originally because I'm the most important person for me. 12. Current age. 📸 @wingert_visuals

Setubalenses, qual a vossa opinião? Margem sul ou margem norte? Eu n'A Sentença @asentencatvi.oficial #setubal #setubalense #MargemSul #MargemNorteDoSado

My first Portuguese song. Almost forgot I did it almost two years ago. Good thing I record everything. #maismusicaporfavor #PortugueseSong

#MassaAdiposa

I've had enough. #theEndOfAnEra #DontForgetMe #RememberMe #NewJob #QuitWhileYoureAhead #StandUp

É só loucura aos domingos no @lisboacomedyclub Kids. Bunch of yes-men, well, yes-children. #sim #yes #zebra #animalCostume #comedy #childWork

#MusicaDeNatal #FelizNatal #Musicacomedia #brinquedos #continenteshopping

@guillermo.olondriz REACTION #Reaction #ReactionBoi #neckGuitar #LedZeppelin #nonstandard #noise #wholeLottaLove

Not your typical 9 to 5. #comedianLife #commute

#MusicEverywhere #Sounds #vaccumcleaner #laptopcooler

I'm not a #CatPerson #StandUp #CrowdWork #petDeath #Dissapearing #communism #CommunistCat #KindOfNatural #Ericeira Stand-up in English at @barzinho.ribamar Pic from OpenArt.ai

#PolandAdventures at @storytellinglisboa #TravelStories #ColdWinterNights #WroclawLife #TravelAlone #CyberCafe #PreSmartphoneEra #LonelyTraveler #CouchSurfing #InternetCafe #SoloTravelFeels #NostalgicMoments #ErasmusDays #PortugueseAbroad #FunnyStory #wrocław

Engraving knowledge you didn't know you kneeded #GustaveDore #BibleArt #TowerOfBabel #ConfusionOfTongues #BiblicalStories #ArtHistory #ComedySketch #StoryTime #AncientMyths #WoodEngravings #LanguageBarrier #ReligiousHumor #ArtAppreciation #ClassicArtwork #Comedy

#DomoArigatoMrRoboto

Sing along if you know the lyrics #BurpSong Tardes de stand-up kids no @lisboacomedyclub #StandUpForKids #Goofy #NotRealStandUp #Burp #burpsandgiggles #BurpsAreFunny #BurpsAreMandatory

I've never had so much support for this bit in my life. Thank you Canadian lady. Full house at @semifreddy in Sertã! #FreeThePeeps #Standupinenglish #Touchit #justanip #imEnglish #HealthyBoundaries

Does this count as #crowdwork ? #bluff #iKnowYoureWatching #StandUpInEnglish

#VideoGames #ZombieQuotes #ResidentEvil4 #RE4Humor #ResidentEvilHumor #GamingComedy #ZombieTalk #HorrorComedy #RE4Fans #ResidentEvilMemes #RetroVideoGames Did I make a mistake in any translation?

#TouristsGoHome #Barcelona #TooMuch #GarbagePiano #RandomRussians #ThrowingWater Am I a douche?

#finalfantasy7 #mainTheme #ukulele #squaresoft #beachmusic #faro #algarve

#JoeRogan #TheGui

Ain't over till Octover. Catch me sometimes also at @lisboacomedyclub and @johnriver_openmic_malingua

#DontLeaveMeHanging #PublicToilet #FirstWorldProblems #HostelLife #comedy

Gui or Goat? #🐐 #goatWorthy #goatLife #goat #GreatestOfAllTime

Gui or Goat? #🐐 #goatWorthy #goatLife #goat #GreatestOfAllTime

Gui or Goat? #🐐 #goatWorthy #goatLife #goat #GreatestOfAllTime

Gui or Goat? #🐐 #goatWorthy #goatLife #goat #GreatestOfAllTime

Gui or Goat? #🐐 #goatWorthy #goatLife #goat #GreatestOfAllTime

Gui or Goat? #🐐 #goatWorthy #goatLife #goat #GreatestOfAllTime

Have you screamed this week yet? #scream #echoEchoEcho #ThatWasNice #triangulationStation #trigPoint #TrigGered #Girona #españa #SpanishCountryside

Heard it so many times, it's lodged in my memory #MetalGearSolid2 #RetroGaming #IsItRetroThough #Unskippable #MashTheButton #mgs #ps2 #ChokingHazard #Solidus #Raiden #Vidya

my new song. should I get a #coffeeMachine ? #DogDuet #7string #ManNippleMonday #SuddenlyDjent #BarkingChallenge #DecisionsDecisions

Ready? #bible #matryoshka #comedyInEnglish #KineticText #mein #kampf #GoodCombo #magicTrick #audioOnly

#BoldAndBeautiful #DressToImpress #DressedLikeDuke #standupcomedy #MindfulWardrobe #israel #NotClickbait #TakeItOff #Krakow #StandupPoland #FlagChallenge

Outpunned. #fruitpun #comedian #funny #jokes #Beethoven #standupcomedy #crowdwork #ericeira #banana

#PolishWords #poznan #standupinpoland #maluch #toolong #deadair #przeciwzmarszczkowy #polishlanguage #languagecomedy #camisanegra #CleanComedy #throwbackthursday

Thanks @jurgen.strack.9 for letting me share your stage and ballsack space. #StandUp #EdinburghFringe #Ballsack #inYourFace #AudienceParticipation #CloseButNotTooClose #MaryJane #IsThatARollOfQuarters

Technical difficulties @barzinho.ribamar but it all worked out great in the end with an awesome show. First time in #ericeira can't wait to be back. #standup #standupinenglish #ericeiralovers #ribamar #technologyfail #windows #technicaldifficulties #likemyshirt #ImBlueDabadeedabadie #dickpicsforeveryone #perspectives #bsod #IsThisPartOfTheShow

Reminds me of Diablo 2 #Nostalgia #diablo #diablo2 #RetroGaming #LaundryDayFails #ClothesPileStruggles #DirtyLaundryComedy #NecromancerVibes #DiabloInspiredChores #NoMansLand #RemindsMe #ThatRemindsMe #DarkWanderer #IsHeWearingPants #necromancer #NeckRomance

July is hot.

Things that remind me #sunburn #EdEddnEddy #90scartoons #cartoonnetwork #inacar #eyesontheroad #PeugeotPartner #GreedyWithTheSun #SunburntMess #LessonLearned #NotReally #PortugalSummer #SummerProblems #RIPcartoonNetwork

Acções têm reacções @telepizza_pt

@boburnham 's "White Woman's Instagram" but it's 200bpm on ukulele mashed with music from the Bubble Bobble from 1986. #boburnhaminside #whitewomansinstagram #cover #videogamemusic #mashupsong #likemyshirt #bubblebobble #taito #retrogaming #musicalcomedy

Picking up people. #RollercoasterTycoon #SandalsWithSocks #GamerLife #VintageGaming #Nostalgia #OldSchoolGamers #GamingCommunity #ClassicGames #90sKidMemories #GeekyUncle #ChildrenOfThe90s #HighScoreAchieved #BackInMyDay #JustWalking #PickUpPeople

Say that 3 times fast. Poland throwback. @wirazpub #standupinpoland #JakPowiedzieć #PoPolsku #languagecomedy #poznan #basementcomedy #scopasthesia #cantSpellThat #standupinenglish #tengolacamisanegra #poetuguese #portugueseGuy #portugueseguyoftheworld #poznanmiastodoznan #ComeBackGui

My rhymes are getting better slowly but steadily #ImprovSong #TakeOutTheTrash #CleanTheFloor #ChangeLightbulbs #LockTheDoor #CantWashDishes #SoundsLikeASong #SingingMood #HouseholdChores #ImprovisationalMusic #HouseholdJingles #CreativeCleaning #MusicalCleaning #DishwashingBlues #ChorusOfChores #SongstressVibes #DomesticMelodies #HarmoniousCleanup #QuirkyMelodies #TuneInToCleanup

Chicago in Lisbon. Every Wednesday at Debru. #chicago #standupinenglish #standupinlisbon #chicagosnow #goodweather

Borrifa-mos. #standup #comediaportugal #standupportugal #borrifador #lisboa #aiaiai #gettingwet #wettshirtcontestwinner #trocadilhos #portugues

She likes the way I dance. #improv #musicalcomedy #improvdance #guitargirl #isitdancing

Wednesday #improv #comedy #comedyinenglish #fakedorgasms #hadenough

I went to Porto, but this is from another time. #ubereats #pizzastoned #stealingjobs #standup

#Improv #ImprovComedy #Occupations #Pilot #CamelDriver #ElephantHandler #Animals #SexJokes #PilotHumor #CamelDriver #ElephantHumor #SpontaneousHumor #ComedicTiming #LaughOutLoud #FunnyScenes #ImprovGames #ComedyGold #PunnyJokes #JokesOnJokes #HumorMe #GigglesAndLaughs #WittyBanter #PunIntended

Completely improvised duet! Witness the drama unfold in this spontaneous scene as emotions run high, accusations fly, guitars are threatened, and threatened with. Get ready for a wild ride with this improvised song! #Improv #ImprovDuet #DramaAlert #RelationshipIssues #HeartbreakStory #FamilyDrama #MusicalMayhem #SpontaneousPerformance #EmotionalRide #GuitarTroubles #IntenseScene #ImprovGames #ActingChallenge #CreativePerformance #SpontaneousActing #ComedicDuet #ImprovComedy #DramaImprov #MusicalImprov #SoundsLikeASong #WonkyClapping

Went out of town to perform at @semifreddy up in Sertã to talk about beastiality while people eat.

Maybe it's my fashion choices. Sundays at @lisboacomedyclub #standupcomedy #standupinenglish #lisboa #zebraoutfit #portuguesewoman #sucktoes #toesuckingtuesday #actuallysunday #clapping #unhinged

Just scrolling #scrolling #tattoomodel #thirsty #diarrheamemes #diarrhoearelief #diarrheadiaries #diarrheaplanet #diarrheafreeindia #diarrheaofthemouth

Plans for #2024 #theboss #goals #assassination #novideo #sayhellotomylittlefriend

Join us for a hilarious night of dark and experimental comedy! This night, we present two unique half-hour stand-up specials by a couple of thriving comics in the Lisbon English comedy circuit - Gui Sancho and Idan Ariel. Gui keeps pushing the envelope for what stand-up comedy looks, sounds, and feels like with his absurd experimental style, musical comedy and wildly creative delivery. Idan is a former psychologist who takes audiences on deep dives and loves talking about drugs, addictions, small penises and the holocaust. Together they'll bring you a one-of-a-kind comedy show you won't want to miss. This event is perfect for those who enjoy creative and unusual comedy. Doors open at 8.30PM, giving you plenty of time to grab a drink and mingle before the show. "Pay what you want" donations at the end. Art by Anatoly Drobzhev (instagram.com/drbzhv)

Another blow for the #czechrepublic #standupcomedy #standupinenglish #lisbon #lisboa #pornstars #notplayingguitar #hungary #nothungry #hungryformoney #usefulstatistics

Improvised song about a German tech nomad who wears a #freehugs shirt. #standup #improv #musicalcomedy #acousticguitar #standupinenglish #debru #lisboa #lisboaevents

@comedybrew #standupinenglish #standuplisbon

The MVPs of that @comedybrew , the random Icelandic couple that dropped in. #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #englishstandupcomedy #crowdwork #iceland #bjork #musicalcomedy #lisboa

Ragging on the Russians. #standup #standupinenglish #standuplisbon #lisboncomedy #petpeeve #russia

This week's audience was out of control, it was all Kip and Debra could do to rein them in. But Gui was tuned in to their sicko pyrophile wavelength. #improv #comedyinenglish #comedyinlisbon

Quizzing the audience on their Portuguese, and more. Every Sunday there's stand-up in English at Lisboa Comedy Club. Drop in. #japanese #portugal #lisbon #standupinenglish #lisboncomedy #standupcomedylisbon #standup #learnportuguese #learnpor

Don't get me started on EXTREME difficulty in #metalgearsolid 1

Join my workshop this Friday at 14:00 at Biblioteca de Alcântara.

Separating a millennial from his phone and mom is an epic struggle. But I will confront this behemoth in the name of the noble goal of playing retro videogames. with @majki_na_zdjeciu and @baltyckiefoki

This girl was on Tinder and so are you. #standupinenglish

Improvised audience-fueled story about a suicidal table. @camonesartesbar #openmic #standup #standupinenglish #table #story #improvcomedy #improv

We gotta put a marshmallow in our mouths if anyone laughs.

Is design art? #turtles #pollution #imonatrain #tejo #cupofjoe #disposable #ijustcant #withhashtags

Still struggling with trying to keep the improv show clean and not dark, I couldn't resist, sorry @queen_queerlysh ! #improv #live #darkhumor #deadbaby

Me and the mighty Debra as my priest improvising, it went places. This Thursday we're back at it. Tickets in my bio. #improv #improvcomedy #priest #marshmallows #putitinmymouth #putitinyourmouth #comedy #improvised #forreal

First time trying #impro #story . The audience decided where it went. Went well. #comedy

It's that time again! New device, new being forced to agree to things. #lenovo #tablet #android #okgoogle

Failing at @selva.lisboa Cultural relativity at play, or more likely I sucked. #standupcomedyinenglish #lisbon #standup